*** Instead of the usual message from Rich and Dave, today we have invited a special guest to give you some very important information. Please read it carefully***
My name is Blind Harry. I’ve been in the dental field for over fifty years, and I’ve got something very important to tell you. Please read on, as this will definitely save you time, money, frustration, lower your blood pressure, make you happier, and possibly improve your sex life. (Well, the last one may not be true, but at my age I’ve got to try every chance I get!)
Has this ever happened to you?
You are inserting a crown, bridge, onlay, denture, or whatever – and the darn thing just doesn’t fit. Or maybe it fits but it is just butt ugly. You vow that you are finally going to try a new lab.
So there you are just a few minutes later with a bloody saliva soaked impression in your hand, not sure who to send it to. The mail just came in and right on top is a glossy postcard from some huge lab offering low prices, speedy turnaround, and the best work this side of The Rio Grande. Soon enough the impression is in the box being mailed off to who-knows-where.
A couple weeks later the crown comes back and it is beautiful. Better yet, it fits so nicely you could pretty much fill it with cement and hook-shot in from across the room. It’s laboratory nirvana.
The next few crowns are the same. You are pleased as punch that you have finally found your “go-to” lab.
A few weeks pass, then a month or two. The work you are getting is still pretty good, but not quite like it was when you were the new client. You pay your bills on time and are a good customer. The lab is pretty sure that you will keep sending them your stuff.
Then the next crown comes back. It looks like a Kaiser Roll and the fit is so poor you’re not even sure it’s for the right tooth. Then the next crown comes in, and even though it fits okay, the occlusion is so high you are grinding and grinding until the metal shows right through the occlusal surface.
When your patient asks you what that big ugly black dot is on their brand new crown, you tell them it’s called a “Power Spot.” You’re frustrated as hell and you wonder what the heck happened.
Well, I’ll tell you what the heck happened! That lab you thought was so fantastic was saving their best techs for their new customers – and since you are no longer new, they gave you to me.
That’s right – me. Let me re-introduce myself. I’m Blind Harry – and if you want to waste time and money while frustrating your patients, I’m your man! The worst part is, people like me can be found in labs all over the country. My work is mediocre, skills poor, and I just don’t give a sh*t.
But since I’m near retirement, I wanted to do a favor for my buddies The Madow Brothers. Those guys really care about the dentists and team members they hang out with and wanted to spare them the pain and cost of dealing with me (Blind Harry) and others like me. So what did they do?
They went on a two year mission to find a fantastic lab – one they could recommend to everyone in the dental world. Their goal was to find a lab which does fantastic work, provides great customer service, has really low prices, and really cares about making you happy. And best of all, they do it consistently – day after day, month after month, and year after year.
They wanted to find a lab where the owners were helpful, ethical and honest – guys that you could actually get on the phone if you wanted to.
And most of all they wanted to find a lab who would never hire me – Blind Harry! The sad news for me is that because of my “friends” The Madow Brothers, I may be on the unemployment line soon. But that’s okay. I know that you’ll be glad not to have Blind Harry to kick around anymore.
The lab that they found is Maverick Laboratories in Monroeville, PA. I went there to meet with the owners, Joe Fey and Larry Albensi, with a job application in hand and they told me to get lost. I guess I shouldn’t have brought my seeing-eye-dog to the job interview. But that’s okay. I hung around long enough to hear Larry, Joe and The Madow Brothers cooking up something unbelievable. Here’s what they are going to do.
Give Maverick Lab a try and they will give you your first three crowns
That’s right – no obligation, no strings attached.
They know that once you see how great their work is, you will continue to use Maverick. You’ll save time and money, your patients will be happy, and your blood pressure will go back to normal. Best of all – you will never see me – Blind Harry. And I certainly won’t see you, even if I could.
You would be absolutely crazy not to give this a try. Even if you are happy with your current lab, it’s great to have a reliable backup. And Maverick is better than reliable – they are fantastic!
Don’t wait until you are standing in the treatment room with an impression in your hand, not sure where to send it. Do that and I – Blind Harry – may wind up making that crown for you. Yikes!
So how do you get started? Call my buddies The Madow Brothers at 1-888-88-MADOW. They will contact Maverick for you and make sure that you get a lab box, prescription pads, a really cool free gift, and best of all – your certificate for THREE FREE CROWNS!
No other lab in the country is willing to make that offer – certainly not the one where I work. So call 1-888-88-MADOW right now and tell them you want to get those three free crowns and kiss me goodbye